Friday, March 21, 2008

Love is in the air....

or so it seams since it is almost spring, or it might be just the 4 Nora Roberts romances I listened to in a row. Personally I have not even had a whiff of it, so I have been thinking and wondering about those date sites, ma by they have one for farmers in Wales or Scotland, I could work with that I think, and I really, really like to relocate.

I am of course picturing here the dark brooding Heathcliff type strolling along the moors. But then again, I am afraid of sheep's and the brooding types would probably drive me batty in no time.

What I have come up with is a list of things that qualify me as a great catch without interrupting my knitting time too much. The things in the brackets are the things they don't need to know about.
  • I can have a hot meal on the table every evening ( why do you think they make all those TV dinners, It doesn't take a rocket scientist to push the buttons on the microwave )
  • I keep a clean house ( just give me the number of the nearest cleaning service and I can knit while they clean )
  • I am interested in cars ( Is it pretty, is it shiny, is it RED, those kind of questions show a definite interest to me + you can knit while driving around looking at cars.
  • I adore men who like to watch football every weekend over the season ( as long as it is far, far away from home in a pub somewhere and I can knit in piece and quite at home )
  • I understand completely that men have to go to the pub and meet their mates a few times a week ( that counts towards lots of quiet evenings with my knitting )
  • I like men who have hobbies, I am thinking power tools and other expensive things here ( this will kill the Stash discussion in no time )
  • I am very mild tempered and sweet ( as long as I get things my way and you don't make me mad )
  • I like macho men ( this is just for the fun factor, I like to see a grown men cry after I give them a piece of my mind about that macho crap.
  • I like S.E.X ( I don't have to disclose that the sex in question is an acronym for buying more stash.
So what do you think, am I a great marriage material or what.

3 comments:

esmereldaknits said...

Hee, hee! I love this! You are very funny (and slightly evil, no?)

x esmerelda

StashDiva said...

Only slightly? :D

fleegle said...

You sound perfect! Marry me? We can go camel-riding together :)